weavemama:

me trying to figure out how ben carson admitted to having no government experience yet he ran for president

beowulfkapowski:

Halloween takes place on a Monday this year and if that doesn’t perfectly sum up how awful 2016 has been I don’t know what will

angrybagel:

you know what i dont understand?? 

why dont adults have sleepovers or spoon with their platonic friends or hang out until sunrise?? when are you supposed to stop putting your head in a random friends lap and telling them to play with your hair?? when do we stop going to the grocery store together and spending the night at each others places and crowding as many of our friends onto our beds as possible so we can snuggle and gossip?

i dont want a house in the suburbs i want an place in the city with a bunch of my pals and dogs where we hang out in the kitchen and dogpile on the couch if one of us is sad

travestied:

i take the R out of pretty

reallyreallyreallytrying:

yo how much dirt you gotta throw in the ocean to make a new country

berqamot:

me: I promise I won’t get political…

me, after 3 drinks:

neeteryincorporated:

progression

ayaisamazing:

my math teacher is becoming impatient. 

phil-the-stone:

BONUS:

Brooklyn Nine Nine + Textposts, will I ever stop making more of this meme,

hoebutmadefashion:

katara:

Twitter is a different universe

i cant believe lana del rey saved niall horan’s life